Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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mexicotoucher 7
If only there was some way to get a fake tan ...oh wait...
holymolybro 0
Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.
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Comments (161)
scorpia_tina 2
aww crap that really sucks to have that reminder there :/
whatsupdoc69 0
kind of
hurricanebetsyy 0
shoulda kept the ring. he broke it off so its yours.
Skatejock21 0
it's not a tan line... it's a burn line. YDI for falling asleep, it's probably the stupidest thing a person could do on a beach. Use sunscreen next time, tanning and burning isn't good for your skin, it makes you wrinkle earlier and potentially cause skin cancer and types of eczemas and other diseases. The dermatologist will tell you the same thing... the reason I know that is because my older sister is a dermatologist.
buttnuggets 0
you went to the beach to show off your ring....?
Penney747 0
ahahah sucks for u two words **** love
girlsailor 0
you never give the ring back! he messed up his loss. aww silly silly girl. sorry to hear you gave the ring back
FophiaFia 0
Why the hell did he propose in the first place if he was cheating? Thats just stupid.. AND OH problem solver, just wear a different ring!
Link_Hoshi 0
Yikes... that's really harsh
Feedmyaddiction5 14
I would have told him "no " then pawned it for cash