Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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mexicotoucher 7
If only there was some way to get a fake tan ...oh wait...
holymolybro 0
Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.
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Comments (161)
heyred 11
He broke the engagement contract, so OP was entitled to keep the ring.
Jasper8713 2
Engagement contract? I'm engaged, and I don't know what you're talking about...
spazmattic 0
it is actually binding in my state at least- if she cheats she has to give it back- if he does she can do whatever she wants with it- if you can prove it of course... but yes. It is a contract to get married, at least in some states
Ella1782 0
Its considered a contract in my state as well. Here though unless its given on her birthday, Christmas or Valentines Day, therefore making it a gift, the woman has to return it to the man. Even if he's at fault or is the one to call it off.
HannahLouise96 13
Looks like you were burned in more ways than one.
benderbot19 0
tan lines go away, herpes are forever.
sweetxnothings 0
I wouldve sold that bitches ring and bought myself a fake tan. Anyways...burn...literally.
redmnky21 8
its not permanent the tan line will fade... what a jerk for proposing to you then cofessing cheating... why did he spend the money if he planned on telling you?
Shinygirlnz 1
Why didn't you keep the ring? In this case, I think you deserved it... or at least the cash from hocking it. What a jerk. Can't believe he told you by text. You're better off without that loser, even if you don't realise it at the moment.
JessicaMlyn 0
Well, that really sucks.
epfdwefc19 0
really all your worried about is that u have a tan line now??? No wonder ur bf cheated on ya..
whybother8 0
neverrrrr give the ring back!! pawn it.
tigrouficele2012 44
Sunscreen, idiot. If you don't bother to use it, then you have no sympathy from me.