Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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mexicotoucher 7
If only there was some way to get a fake tan ...oh wait...
holymolybro 0
Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.
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Comments (161)
billiam268 2
why the hell would you go to the beach to show off a ring??????????? WTF
sblhaine 0
I'm sorry...throw sand in his face
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Well that's one way to remember him for a lil while...
geeksaresexy 18
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geeksaresexy 18
What if it was given on their anniversary? Or do only 'official' dates that you can prove count?
wadthe 1
it's okay karma is such a bitch that your "boyfriend" will surely get his deserved retribution
monomiscuous 8
get urself a new ring. move on.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Um, who goes to the beach to show off their engagement ring? YDI.
mbrooks5110 0
He broke it off therefore you can keep the ring sell it/pawn it buy yourself something that makes you happy. sorry for the crappy ex but at least you did marry him & find out his true self.
drdna 0
yay I'm first....OP Looks like you're last on your boyfriends list
Chrispayne 4
Should of sold the ring
TheresNoEffingwa 7
I woulda kept it