Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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Top comments
mexicotoucher 7
If only there was some way to get a fake tan ...oh wait...
holymolybro 0
Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.
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Comments (161)
mhnilo88 0
should have kept the ring.
Skatejock21 0
it's still unhealthy
raemoon 2
big whoop. wear a different ring to cover it.
mayday4life 7
someone had a rough day. ouch.
maryhadalamb17 1
He cheated on you and broke off the engagement - his fault. So, you get to keep the ring and pawn it for money. Why would you give that dick anything back? He ain't gonna return the time an youth you spent on him, so it's only fair you make some money out of this.
mockingjay_fml 0
just wear a ring to cover the tan line .
alym1617 0
went to the beach to show off a ring? sorry, not buying it. there's only one thing people show off at the beach and it's probly the reason your bo dumped your ass.
Buckeyehead 0
no offense but it sounds sort of fake.
Marcodesign 0
You're very sad. So sad.
Aaaabeee 0
dayumn. :/
fallenangel42 0
if he calls off the engagement u get to keep the ring. dont give it back.