By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 144
You deserved it 3 770

Same thing different taste

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The itsy bitsy spider went up the va-gi-na Out came the pee and washed the spider out!

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That is my worst nightmare... I hate those little bastards.

Your worst nightmare is pooping a spider..?

I think they're just referring to any method of a spider getting to their ass.

julialinn 2

130- OP didn't poop on a spider.. she peed, wiped, and the spider was on the toilet paper she wiped on

Could be worse, could have been a snake in the toilet!

Viciousstorms 7

That's information that isn't advised you tell. But FYL OP.

Has it been that long OP? Along came a spider and sat down inside her spinning its web all day

The spiders version to visiting the grand canyon.

Maddidaddi 0

That's terrible. How frightening.

153 you win the Internet That was great

153- that's a good one. I'm still laughing.

hawaiianfire 0

153 I'm pretty sure its a girl and she just had to pee. So she wouldn't be pooping webbing, she'd be webbing penis

1: happy belated birthday. My random page view seems to be about 10 minutes late. OP, yeah that's really disgusting to find. I hope it's not a recurring thing.

LMFAO. just imagined homer singing this to the tune of spider pig

lexex1 4

Still a better love story than twilight.

rosha267 21

Why did you look after wiping?

kaymi 17

I look. Is there something wrong with that?

^^No, I do it too. If anyone on here is wierd, it's 2. Come at me.

rosha267 21

I honestly didn't know that was a common thing

Ok am I the only one here extremely put off by the fact that it seems like NO man on here looks after they wipe? How the hell do they know they got all the crap off their ass? It should be....... Wipe, look.... not clean. fold toilet paper. Wipe, look.... not clean. fold toilet paper. Wipe, look.... clean!!!!!! Flush toilet paper. wash hands and youre done. There you go men, and boys of the world. Potty training 101

I'm pretty sure OP is a girl since boys don't wipe when they pee.

redmane 21

I'd be pretty worried that if I had to fold the toilet paper, I'd get piss or shit on my hand. Sorry, this may be "environmentally unfriendly" but I'd just get new toilet paper.

117, for the record, Hitdude is a man. Right there your argument is invalid. Secondly, judging by your name I'm assuming you aren't a man, and you have no place telling us what to do. Lastly, most people DO look, and the person you were replying to is a female. There you go, argument shredding 101. P.S. Most of us use more than 1 square of toilet paper, so there is no folding required.

actually I live in the third world and we have the same problem

Has anyone ever wondered what happened to the second world?

It was the soviet union and it's satellite states, doesn't exist anymore

PaperCandles 0

117 i agree with you. Not sure why you got so many thumbs down. Cant tell you how many times I've done laundry and found a pair of shit stained mens underwear. Absolutely disgusting.

hellobeautiful5 2

I don't know why this got so many dislikes, I think it's a valid point. Haha

just like before you take a bite of your food , you look. and the next bite, etc.

kittykat1501 31

186 second world are borderline countries

The itsy bitsy spider went up the va-gi-na Out came the pee and washed the spider out!

cooIbeans 0

out came the toilet paper that dried up all the rain, and the itsy-bitsy-spider was still wiggling its legs!

I believe the reason they said ****** was because it rhymes better than ********.

121- There was no rhyming at all. And pee doesn't come out of the ******** either...

Women pee out of their ********? Learn something new everyday.

Pee doesn't come out of the clit either, It's the urethra. Damn. Some people's children.

Smh 121 and sorry guys i said the first thing to come to mind with 3 syllables

Mommyof2_91 10

Haha wow I laughed so hard at 121's stupidity that I woke up my baby sleeping on my lap. Damn you 121

63- dude a girls pee still comes out of the front only it has a separate opening from the ******, it is still hidden somewhat in the ******. I'm 14 and I know that what did you think they pee from the anus?

and people that opening isn't the clitoreas "however that was spelled" it is called the urethra same as a guy

Oh girl its time for you to flean down there!!

Yeah, she really needs 'flean' down there

I didn't know people still spoke Old English....

Capt_Awesome137 0
klimp 0

Who looks at the toilet paper after the wipe?

10, I'm sure you do it too, you just don't want to admit it.

KiddNYC1O 20

People who want a clean butt... Can you really tell you're completely clean without looking at it??

Everyone looks after wiping. Don't deny it! We all know you do!

mhopper 13

I do, until the toilet paper comes out clean! No one likes skid marks!