FML : Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy...

Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML

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You deserved it

By ... - / Tuesday 12 February 2019 18:00 /

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By manb91uk | 22

#7768159 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 18:08

So.... That'll be a no then... Maybe you should do some practice interviews or maybe just try conversations with actual humans first?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7768205 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 20:26

Change your dream job to Snot Rocketeer and you’re in like Flynn.

Your motto: It snot rocket science.

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By manb91uk | 22

#7768159 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 18:08

So.... That'll be a no then... Maybe you should do some practice interviews or maybe just try conversations with actual humans first?

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7768163 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 18:24

Pro tip: Don’t smoke weed before an interview.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7768205 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 20:26

Change your dream job to Snot Rocketeer and you’re in like Flynn.

Your motto: It snot rocket science.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7768210 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 20:48

Paralysed with shock over how devilishly handsome you were?

By Leoti | 0

#7768234 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 21:39

At least you left an impression....

bloopaloop | 16

#7768355 - Wednesday 13 February 2019 5:49

And some snot!

By davidfong | 14

#7768247 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 21:50

Did you go to the interview high? Or are you just that bad at doing interviews

raven_of_azarath | 28

#7768360 - Wednesday 13 February 2019 6:09

Some people are nervous laughers.

By manofmerr | 27

#7768331 - Wednesday 13 February 2019 3:55

So...did you get the job? And if so, any advice on snot rocket techniques? Maybe we can just snot people into hiring us.

By bloopaloop | 16

#7768356 - Wednesday 13 February 2019 5:50

Luck is what happens when opportunity meets preparation. May have been a good opportunity but you my friend were not prepared for it

By ojosRojos | 23

#7768537 - Wednesday 13 February 2019 14:33

How does this not have more YDI votes? Learn how to control yourself in a professional setting, OP.

By Nix188 | 12

#7768833 - Thursday 14 February 2019 3:50

In my perspective, you have to act like you wanna get to know them, and get comfortable. Personally I never make jokes in an interview, because you dont know the employees sense of humor and they could get offended because it was professional enough.

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