Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
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manb91uk
| 22
So.... That'll be a no then... Maybe you should do some practice interviews or maybe just try conversations with actual humans first?
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Pro tip: Don’t smoke weed before an interview.
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RichardPencil
| 30
Change your dream job to Snot Rocketeer and you’re in like Flynn.
Your motto: It snot rocket science.
Your motto: It snot rocket science.
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Leoti
| 0
At least you left an impression....
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bloopaloop
| 27
And some snot!
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davidfong
| 14
Did you go to the interview high? Or are you just that bad at doing interviews
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raven_of_azarath
| 34
Some people are nervous laughers.
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manofmerr
| 27
So...did you get the job? And if so, any advice on snot rocket techniques? Maybe we can just snot people into hiring us.
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bloopaloop
| 27
Luck is what happens when opportunity meets preparation. May have been a good opportunity but you my friend were not prepared for it
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ojosRojos
| 28
How does this not have more YDI votes? Learn how to control yourself in a professional setting, OP.
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Nix188
| 13
In my perspective, you have to act like you wanna get to know them, and get comfortable. Personally I never make jokes in an interview, because you dont know the employees sense of humor and they could get offended because it was professional enough.
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Jason Thomas McConnell
| 11
in my first job interview the shirt I was wearing was a bit too small so it pulled on my neck choking me a little. I was talking as I sat down I made a weird sound, I will never forget the look on the interviewers face. I never got the job.
Your motto: It snot rocket science.