So.... That'll be a no then... Maybe you should do some practice interviews or maybe just try conversations with actual humans first?

Pro tip: Don’t smoke weed before an interview.

Change your dream job to Snot Rocketeer and you’re in like Flynn. Your motto: It snot rocket science.

At least you left an impression....

So...did you get the job? And if so, any advice on snot rocket techniques? Maybe we can just snot people into hiring us.

Luck is what happens when opportunity meets preparation. May have been a good opportunity but you my friend were not prepared for it

How does this not have more YDI votes? Learn how to control yourself in a professional setting, OP.

In my perspective, you have to act like you wanna get to know them, and get comfortable. Personally I never make jokes in an interview, because you dont know the employees sense of humor and they could get offended because it was professional enough.

in my first job interview the shirt I was wearing was a bit too small so it pulled on my neck choking me a little. I was talking as I sat down I made a weird sound, I will never forget the look on the interviewers face. I never got the job.

Do you have tourettes?