By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
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  shinco_fml  |  0

then you might as well disown all your belongings to the millions of living organisms living around you and on you, seeing that apparently, first come first serve.

  onepluszero  |  0

more important question... Why use soooo much toilet paper to get rid of one spider?? If there were like 20 coming at you because you were stinking up the bathroom, then I would get that... but one spidy took up so much toilet paper? Wow OP, you need help... PeptoBismo? lol

  emilybaby2012  |  0

No no #14 is saying that "girls don't poop" because a lot of guys find it gross? My ex-boyfriend wouldn't let me shit around him because he believed the same thing. Which kinda pissed me off because sometimes I gotta GO! lol.

  Bosia  |  0

You're right, (or should i say, "no shit!"), 14, when a female eats and digests food, it just disappears!

What ever gets you through the day, my friend.

  MRGalaxc  |  0

well with a beautiful face and a fine body I wouldn't want some chick shittin around me either I'd be like I'm outta here come get me ten mins after your done love you bye.