Love: Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time...

By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:59

dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 16 May 2011 0:14

Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?

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JennaAnnevdgvf 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:20

harsh.

xx7000girlxx 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:23

I agree, it really sucks :-(

steelersfan3250 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:28

that suck you should take the sandwiches have someone ding dong ditch her house and when she opens the door throw them at her XD

skyttlz 32

Monday 16 May 2011 0:29

modern chivalry: you pay for one meal I pay for the next. maybe they are more realistic and realize that it's not fair for the guy to always have to pay. I pay for my boyfriend sometimes because I would feel bad if he always payed for me cuz I have money too so why should I let him waste his on me

daleftw 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:17

This, and lol at all the people too dumb to realise that he could have paid for the last meal.

anniekins 6

Monday 16 May 2011 0:30

should have paid for her.

KatrinaKitten 16

Monday 16 May 2011 0:31

I'm so sorry, that's a cowardly way to break up with someone. Indeed, FYL!!

Ludovit 2

Monday 16 May 2011 0:34

"as the time came for her to pay the bill" ... so how often did she pay? From the way you put this, sounds like she pays for everything, if that's the case, no wonder she left.

chevyuser 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:35

...when it came time for HER to pay? no wonder you got dumped.

HahaYDI 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:35

I agree with most of the people here. I know it's considered sexist to some people but really, guys are supposed to pay. I don't know you, but from the looks of your story you're a bit of a douche.