Love: Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time...

By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:59

dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 16 May 2011 0:14

Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?

Comments

Snowble11 13

Monday 16 May 2011 1:27

Man, a lot of people are getting dumped at subway

emerluvsu 6

Monday 16 May 2011 1:30

LOL! But hey, if she didnt come back, that means that you got her sub, right?

copycat148 0

Monday 16 May 2011 4:47

So then he should be happy right?

Tarak_fml 7

Monday 16 May 2011 1:34

why didn't u pay?

KITOtheKID 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:36

You are broke and she doesn't wanna be with you!

miume16 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:40

YDI, for not offering to pay for her

sematariux 7

Monday 16 May 2011 1:41

prolly left you because you make her pay for everything

iPhilosophy 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:43

you should be happy she pulled that shit at subway and not some pricey restaurant

ilikeemsmall 4

Monday 16 May 2011 1:43

ERA baby! Why should the guy pay?

CateXOX 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:56

Why shouldn't he?

lovin_darkness 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:47

ok. I'm sorry if you all dont like it but I've got to say it: the point of the FML is NOT, repeat NOT, the money! it never said he tried to make her pay for it all. the point is she dumped him at Subway through a note! all the FML said was "when it was time for her to pay". maybe she wanted to pay for her own food. or maybe they worked out a deal that they paid for their own food. or maybe not. that doesnt matter. OP is upset he got dumped at a Subway!