By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0

dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?

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lalalaha 0

don't you know the guy is supposed to pay? grow some balls ya cheap douchebag.

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myshilohmy 0

maybe it's because you're supposed to pay asshole

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nicoleanddrake 0

maybe you shoulda paid, and right now, you be getting laid.

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chino627 0

I wasn't talking about penis I was calling him cheap for not buying the 5 dollar foot long shows wats on ur mind

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godmax1 3

Women want equal rights then they should pay just as much as the men must pay. Also OP, that sucks what happen to you.

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mybfisanass 0

what kind of bf are u .. expecting her to pay for subways! u r pathetic

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crystal0renee 0

wow. something is seriously wrong with her. seriously

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RockstarRN 10

What did you do to piss her off?

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MagicMarker 0

YDI for not paying the bill, you unchivalrous jerk!

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BAMF519 0

ummm yah not 2 b mean but.... um yah shes a bitch!

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