Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
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Top comments
RinnieRiot 9
At least he cared enough to stop.
NPN_Scorpio 16
10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.
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Comments (263)
kiddllanos_fml 0
add me on Facebook. www.Facebook.com/kiddllanos girls only
hollybolly22 0
same thing has happend to me. twice.
jamminjylie76 0
wow FY boyfriend life
jadejazmyn 5
That's what I'm saying play the damn game w the man. Girls kill me being mad he doesn't have to spend every waking moment under you when ure around! Sheesh!
blevins1996 0
what's his gamertag?
rockerguy73 0
that's my life in a nut shell
whoopiftw 0
Hoes gon be hoes. Xbox gon be fun, I don't blame him.
cybersilver71 5
hmm, choice 1- xbox choice 2- whiny gf, yeah, I chose the xbox. non gamers do not understand gamers. he sounds awesome
Goodlife918975 6
did u have sex?
ThisRandomChild 0
At least he didn't just go '**** you' and keep playing, it was immensely nice of him to give up his game for sex, trust me