Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
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RinnieRiot 9
At least he cared enough to stop.
NPN_Scorpio 16
10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.
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Comments (263)
kaylaroxxurmom 0
I luv my xbox haha I'd do em while he played it's rude to pull guys away from their game >.<
loyd7227 0
what game was it??
4evermossin 0
ten minutes? online gaming with headset?dumb idiot ? find yourself a man that can satisfy and pay attention to you ... you'll feel better he'll feel like the loser he is
DoesUntoOthers 0
Worst part of this, I would say, is that he only expected it to be ten minutes.
munkyboycalles 0
horrible... a man with psn would never treat his girl that way!
hughesyy 0
Just like my bf lol
whitbug 0
At that point I would have just been happy for my boyfriend to pay attention to me. In any way ;)
Sabean 0
WOW THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE A GUY I USE TO DATE LOL HE EVEN WENT AS FAR AS TO SAY IF HE WAS LUCKY HE COULD GET SOME HEAD AND BE BACK ON IN 15.... LAME ASSES THAT RELATIONSHIP DID NOT GO VERY FAR
Lillywhite7 0
I hope you got up and left
raptras 2
Wow this is just pitiful for both parties like everyones been saying sit your ass down and play the game with him or start giving him a bj the fact that he said he was going to go have sex with a certain time limit on live isn't odd or out of the ordinary you would be surprised what all you hear on live if your on long enough and some of that will stick with you the fact that he said he needed ten minutes tells me he has other things to work on first before his gamerscore or lvl but the fact that as far as i can tell from the post and his behavior says that hey you weren't invited enjoy watching the game i have sat for 6 hours watching my friend play game and hell that was some of the most entertainment i have had in awhile cause we spent the whole time going back and forth about how hard it supposedly was cause he kept dieing as a gamer I can tell you one thing the fact that again from what I can tell by your post your lucky to have gotten him off the game at all who knows he might have planned for that day to be by himself in his room playing gamer with Xbox live friends or random dudes with an account and had been hoping to go for that next level or that one achievement thats a pain in the ass to get the fact that your with someone thats obviously a gamer you shouldn't be complaining about it get over it and join him or leave also for those that absolutely love the stereo type that all gamers only care about their games its not true therefor the reason its called a stereo type yes there are those like it but a good amount will take time out of everything for their friends and significant others so stop being a whiny bitch or leave already geez