By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 819
You deserved it 3 110

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A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

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ydi for hitting on old men

Hitting on?

what's wrong with hitting/hitting on old men? they so sexc

Thats a win win for the bus driver. He got your money, AND he kicked off a malichious person. :D

ur lucky it wasn't epic beard man!

first! sorry OP that suck!

You are a failure. Second and now third. You lose the race. Here is a fuckin' lolly for your participation. Acehole.

Wow! Really?? I think I kinda figured that out already dumbass!

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

what's that got to do with hitting old people?

Because he is old..

i know right, gosh.. thats everyones excuse these days

Oops, wrong comment, sorry:)

Who can resist the ol' nutsack nowadays -.-

In gay porno, Old nutsack slap you!

I rather fancy the idea that the old guy rammed his head into your fist. Old people these days... can't get enough socialism on their own.

You hit an old man? Accidently? Oh my! How could this be? Back of the bus, sister-fucker! Hah, you wish. Walk your uncoordinated ass home.

I probably should not have said the whole sister thing, huh?

What did you say

At least you burned some calories?

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

that would be a great fml " i was on the bus it hit a bump i accidently hit an old man then he broke my nose Fml" lol

being on a bus while hitting the bumps is the best part for a male

at least you didn't pick you nose when he hit that bump

Did the old man cry?

I believe so, otherwise the driver wouldn't let him get off!