By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
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Doortje 29
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A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

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memo619 0

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

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andruha1123 5
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ydi for hitting on old men

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Bano360 25
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Hitting on?

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GeraldisTheG 3
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what's wrong with hitting/hitting on old men? they so sexc

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iBanana 17
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Thats a win win for the bus driver. He got your money, AND he kicked off a malichious person. :D

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BisFitty 7
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ur lucky it wasn't epic beard man!

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MizzKrista 0
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first! sorry OP that suck!

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AnagenisisZagus 13
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You are a failure. Second and now third. You lose the race. Here is a fuckin' lolly for your participation. Acehole.

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MizzKrista 0
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Wow! Really?? I think I kinda figured that out already dumbass!

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Doortje 29
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A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

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insanesna1l 0
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what's that got to do with hitting old people?

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chrstygrl06 10
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Because he is old..

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you_and_me_fml 8

i know right, gosh.. thats everyones excuse these days

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chrstygrl06 10
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Oops, wrong comment, sorry:)

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Hanimon 0
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Who can resist the ol' nutsack nowadays -.-

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emodude44 0

In gay porno, Old nutsack slap you!

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CommonSenseKarma 17

I rather fancy the idea that the old guy rammed his head into your fist. Old people these days... can't get enough socialism on their own.

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AnagenisisZagus 13
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You hit an old man? Accidently? Oh my! How could this be? Back of the bus, sister-fucker! Hah, you wish. Walk your uncoordinated ass home.

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AnagenisisZagus 13
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I probably should not have said the whole sister thing, huh?

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TheSilencer30 13
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What did you say

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Stupidpeopleanno 5
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At least you burned some calories?

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guy0ne101 0

cool story

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memo619 0

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

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WillemCoster 0
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that would be a great fml " i was on the bus it hit a bump i accidently hit an old man then he broke my nose Fml" lol

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Jonkbaby 22
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being on a bus while hitting the bumps is the best part for a male

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testthecoal 5

at least you didn't pick you nose when he hit that bump

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blinkee_115 0
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Did the old man cry?

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iIixoxiIi 0

I believe so, otherwise the driver wouldn't let him get off!

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