By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
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Doortje 29

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

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memo619 0

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

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AnagenisisZagus 13

You are a failure. Second and now third. You lose the race. Here is a ******' lolly for your participation. Acehole.

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MizzKrista 0

Wow! Really?? I think I kinda figured that out already dumbass!

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Doortje 29

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

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insanesna1l 0

what's that got to do with hitting old people?

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you_and_me_fml 8

i know right, gosh.. thats everyones excuse these days

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Hanimon 0

Who can resist the ol' nutsack nowadays -.-

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emodude44 0

In gay porno, Old nutsack slap you!

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CommonSenseKarma 17

I rather fancy the idea that the old guy rammed his head into your fist. Old people these days... can't get enough socialism on their own.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

You hit an old man? Accidently? Oh my! How could this be? Back of the bus, sister-******! Hah, you wish. Walk your uncoordinated ass home.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

I probably should not have said the whole sister thing, huh?

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memo619 0

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

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WillemCoster 0

that would be a great fml " i was on the bus it hit a bump i accidently hit an old man then he broke my nose Fml" lol

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Jonkbaby 22

being on a bus while hitting the bumps is the best part for a male

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testthecoal 5

at least you didn't pick you nose when he hit that bump

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iIixoxiIi 0

I believe so, otherwise the driver wouldn't let him get off!

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