FML : Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Parade - / Monday 28 February 2011 06:00 / United States

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By Doortje | 26

#2132714 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:09

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

By memo619 | 0

#2132759 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:21

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

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By andruha1123 | 5

#2132675 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:04

ydi for hitting on old men

Bano360 | 25

#2132708 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:09

Hitting on?

Danny300 | 0

#2132718 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:10

Fail

GeraldisTheG | 3

#2132780 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:29

what's wrong with hitting/hitting on old men? they so sexc

iBanana | 17

#2133050 - Monday 28 February 2011 02:12

Thats a win win for the bus driver. He got your money, AND he kicked off a malichious person. :D

GtDriver | 6

#2135301 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 05:00

Malicious.

BisFitty | 7

#2137531 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 06:17

ur lucky it wasn't epic beard man!

By MizzKrista | 0

#2132681 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:04

first! sorry OP that suck!

MizzKrista | 0

#2132703 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:08

^sucks!

AnagenisisZagus | 13

#2132723 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:11

You are a failure. Second and now third. You lose the race. Here is a fuckin' lolly for your participation. Acehole.

MizzKrista | 0

#2132729 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:13

Wow! Really?? I think I kinda figured that out already dumbass!

By Doortje | 26

#2132714 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:09

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

insanesna1l | 0

#2132789 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:32

what's that got to do with hitting old people?

chrstygrl06 | 10

#2132815 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:38

Because he is old..

you_and_me_fml | 8

#2132842 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:46

i know right, gosh.. thats everyones excuse these days

chrstygrl06 | 10

#2132848 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:46

Oops, wrong comment, sorry:)

Hanimon | 0

#2132938 - Monday 28 February 2011 01:36

Who can resist the ol' nutsack nowadays -.-

emodude44 | 0

#2133925 - Monday 28 February 2011 07:51

In gay porno, Old nutsack slap you!

CommonSenseKarma | 17

#2135071 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 03:40

I rather fancy the idea that the old guy rammed his head into your fist. Old people these days... can't get enough socialism on their own.

By AnagenisisZagus | 13

#2132732 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:13

You hit an old man? Accidently? Oh my! How could this be? Back of the bus, sister-fucker! Hah, you wish. Walk your uncoordinated ass home.

AnagenisisZagus | 13

#2132889 - Monday 28 February 2011 01:12

I probably should not have said the whole sister thing, huh?

TheSilencer30 | 13

#6703339 - Monday 17 October 2016 04:42

What did you say

By Stupidpeopleanno | 5

#2132739 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:17

At least you burned some calories?

By guy0ne101 | 0

#2132749 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:20

cool story

By memo619 | 0

#2132759 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:21

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

WillemCoster | 0

#2132823 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:40

that would be a great fml " i was on the bus it hit a bump i accidently hit an old man then he broke my nose Fml" lol

By Jonkbaby | 16

#2132761 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:21

being on a bus while hitting the bumps is the best part for a male

By testthecoal | 5

#2132768 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:23

at least you didn't pick you nose when he hit that bump

By blinkee_115 | 0

#2132769 - Monday 28 February 2011 12:25

Did the old man cry?

iIixoxiIi | 0

#2132968 - Monday 28 February 2011 01:42

I believe so, otherwise the driver wouldn't let him get off!

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