Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
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Doortje
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A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.
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memo619
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it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back
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andruha1123
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ydi for hitting on old men
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Bano360
| 25
Hitting on?
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Danny300
| 0
Fail
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GeraldisTheG
| 3
what's wrong with hitting/hitting on old men? they so sexc
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iBanana
| 17
Thats a win win for the bus driver. He got your money, AND he kicked off a malichious person. :D
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GtDriver
| 6
Malicious.
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BisFitty
| 7
ur lucky it wasn't epic beard man!
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MizzKrista
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first! sorry OP that suck!
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MizzKrista
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^sucks!
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AnagenisisZagus
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You are a failure. Second and now third. You lose the race. Here is a fuckin' lolly for your participation. Acehole.
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MizzKrista
| 0
Wow! Really?? I think I kinda figured that out already dumbass!
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Doortje
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A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.
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insanesna1l
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what's that got to do with hitting old people?
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chrstygrl06
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Because he is old..
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you_and_me_fml
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i know right, gosh.. thats everyones excuse these days
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chrstygrl06
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Oops, wrong comment, sorry:)
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Hanimon
| 0
Who can resist the ol' nutsack nowadays -.-
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emodude44
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In gay porno, Old nutsack slap you!
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CommonSenseKarma
| 17
I rather fancy the idea that the old guy rammed his head into your fist. Old people these days... can't get enough socialism on their own.
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
You hit an old man? Accidently? Oh my! How could this be? Back of the bus, sister-fucker! Hah, you wish. Walk your uncoordinated ass home.
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
I probably should not have said the whole sister thing, huh?
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TheSilencer30
| 13
What did you say
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Stupidpeopleanno
| 5
At least you burned some calories?
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guy0ne101
| 0
cool story
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memo619
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it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back
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WillemCoster
| 0
that would be a great fml " i was on the bus it hit a bump i accidently hit an old man then he broke my nose Fml" lol
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Jonkbaby
| 18
being on a bus while hitting the bumps is the best part for a male
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testthecoal
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at least you didn't pick you nose when he hit that bump
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blinkee_115
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Did the old man cry?
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iIixoxiIi
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I believe so, otherwise the driver wouldn't let him get off!