You should've checked first.

Don't you use a mirror?
Or maybe you would feel the blood oozing?
Smart one.

You must live among vampires who thought you looked delicious.

I was going to make a vampire comment until I saw yours :/
I was stuck commenting about leeches.
Where's the fun in that?

and people SMILED at you?

Probably a creepy "o.o wtf?" smile. Though idk, could be vampires like #2 said

that "edward" thing sure is overhyped.

Probably sympathy for the suicidal man. Or the stranger smiles in hopes that the stranger doesn't come after you next.

Now you know how to make yourself feel good.

I'd of told him what was up

were they nervously smiling? Probably thought you were emo or something...

no they probably thought he killed a guy... dumbasses

No one said anything to you????

Should've had a V8!

Okay, so for now on, when someone posts an FML that's this goddamn retarded, I'm going to say this instead. Because like #7 said "Who gives a fuck? It's just blood". I mean, it's not like he was covered in dogshit and ran into his highschool sweetheart, or buying vodka and condoms with his dudefriend and ran into his mom and pastor.

So thank you for that. :)

You're welcome.

Um? Who gives a fuck, it's just blood.

wait i don't get it, so what?!? im guessing it wasn't a big cut anyways since you didn't even feel it or know about it... I really don't find this embarrassing, and i highly doubt they all noticed it and even if they did they probably didn't even cared much... dunno i just find this post really stupid

It was A LOT of blood...not a huge cut but enough to bleed profusely without hurting.

lol that sucks would have been nice if someone discreetly told you but it's not a fml it's a who gives a flying fuck! get over it

Yeah it is...Do you seriously think it wouldn't suck to have your entire neck covered in blood in public? If you would be okay with that...well I'd like to see what would bother you.

-Da Fuck?

I wouldnt have smiled at you...