By cpatch - 09/11/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted with smiles from everyone I made eye contact with and left the store feeling really good about myself. I got home and checked myself out in the mirror, only to realize I had cut myself shaving and my neck was covered in dried blood. FML
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I put something on it to make it stop bleeding right after I shaved but it must have opened up again before I left the house. And no, I don't work at Starbucks...I stopped by to pick up breakfast and then came back home.

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perdix 29
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You must live among vampires who thought you looked delicious.

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energyphuck 0
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and people SMILED at you?

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Zephryne 3
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You should've checked first.

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NoneOfTheAbove 0
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Don't you use a mirror? Or maybe you would feel the blood oozing? Smart one.

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perdix 29
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You must live among vampires who thought you looked delicious.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6
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I was going to make a vampire comment until I saw yours :/ I was stuck commenting about leeches. Where's the fun in that?

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energyphuck 0
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and people SMILED at you?

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Sun_Kissed18 25
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Probably a creepy "o.o wtf?" smile. Though idk, could be vampires like #2 said

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blland 0
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that "edward" thing sure is overhyped.

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Vaetrus 0
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Probably sympathy for the suicidal man. Or the stranger smiles in hopes that the stranger doesn't come after you next. Now you know how to make yourself feel good.

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Kristabug91 1
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I'd of told him what was up

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JustStella 28
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were they nervously smiling? Probably thought you were emo or something...

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calebg23 0
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no they probably thought he killed a guy... dumbasses

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k43L1 0
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No one said anything to you????

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seanreddog 4
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Should've had a V8!

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Drakon_fml 7
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Okay, so for now on, when someone posts an FML that's this goddamn retarded, I'm going to say this instead. Because like #7 said "Who gives a fuck? It's just blood". I mean, it's not like he was covered in dogshit and ran into his highschool sweetheart, or buying vodka and condoms with his dudefriend and ran into his mom and pastor. So thank you for that. :)

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seanreddog 4
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You're welcome.

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weqg 0
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Um? Who gives a fuck, it's just blood.

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hey_guy 0
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wait i don't get it, so what?!? im guessing it wasn't a big cut anyways since you didn't even feel it or know about it... I really don't find this embarrassing, and i highly doubt they all noticed it and even if they did they probably didn't even cared much... dunno i just find this post really stupid

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cpatch 0
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It was A LOT of blood...not a huge cut but enough to bleed profusely without hurting.

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Starfire22 5
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lol that sucks would have been nice if someone discreetly told you but it's not a fml it's a who gives a flying fuck! get over it

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AquariusGirl 7
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Yeah it is...Do you seriously think it wouldn't suck to have your entire neck covered in blood in public? If you would be okay with that...well I'd like to see what would bother you. -Da Fuck?

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JassyJas 2
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I wouldnt have smiled at you...

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