By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
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lukep135 6

I personally like to imagine a fat redneck stroking my rectum during prostate exams, but to each his own

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Try it. Some people are into that kind of stuff

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Betz 10

That explains why ET needed the glowy finger.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Is it just me or am I the only one who thought of a Family Guy episode first instead of E.T?

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chris36taylor 2

I've gotta feeling DocBastard is going to comment on this

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Maybe the doctor was the guy from Ancient Aliens. OP: Doc, do I have an enlarged prostate? Doc: Nope, just Aliens!

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jojimugo 20

Awkwardpartyb am with you .

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maosquare 18

18 - Oh no! You just effectively destroyed my childhood. ET phone home!

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Pigeon89 34

28- I did too! There's nothing like a bit of awkward humour to break the ice :)

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

53-"Kyle! I swear, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my ass, I'd leap across the room and kick you in the nuts!" xD

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emmy627 2

hahahah are you talkin about the guy with the crazy hair?

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Drigr 9

"Are you sure it wasn't all black and white and grainy?"

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MetalxSoldier 26

Docbastard? Is that you?

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cheer21moose 13

*whispered voice* but what if he's one of them?

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Just think of the scene form teeth when the doctor got his hand cut off by the girls thingamajig. Just imagine the teeth from behind. Such..... Destruction it could do.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

21 I think we both know that thingamajig is a much more mature word than ******. Wouldnt you say? ;).

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a_purple_orange 4

Sorry, I should have known better. I'll try to keep my childish impulses under control...

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a_purple_orange 4

The first time I saw it was with my mom. THAT, is messed up.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

After I saw the movie I checked if my junk was still attached to my body.

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laden_swallow09 34

23 - No, it's not. A ****** is no more than a part of a female's anatomy, and no less than that. Unless you're around small children, why try to keep it under wraps… so to speak

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ripresno 10

76- If you think that a ****** is "no more than a part of a female's anatomy",I have to say I think that you might die a virgin.

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lukep135 6

I personally like to imagine a fat redneck stroking my rectum during prostate exams, but to each his own

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OhDearBetrayal 25

A much better mental image indeed.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

It's no big deal. It's just some complete stranger fingering away at your butt hole. .

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jrgr 6

Lol this made my night. xD

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Ugi 26

It made your night to have a stranger fingering your hole? Fair enough.

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cliffibom 15

That would just freak the hell out of me imagining an aliens hand in my rectum

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Epsilonyx 15

E.T. just wanted to phone OP's home. No big deal.

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onlychildFTW 33

He was only trying to help OP! But you didn't have to think about it. He just suggested it.

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soldiat_fml 17

True, but once it's been mentioned, I imagine it'd be hard NOT to think about it.

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MEM0817 18

That's when you save what's left of your dignity, clothe up, and walk the hell out.

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FMLshark 12

That's much better. This must be the same doctor who told his patient to imagine it was Angelina Jolie.

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Enslaved 36

These are the same guys that don't understand why some girls don't enjoy anal. Yeah, aliens are all up in my ass!

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a_purple_orange 4

Girls don't enjoy anal?!? Your boyfriend doesn't pay you enough...

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CaptMurdock 25

I would've walked out of there right then.

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Nevereverland 8

The only way out is to run towards the light at the end of the tunnel in time!!

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