Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I got a mammogram, after feeling some discomfort. After the exam, I mentioned to my mother my doctor referred the test, because even though I'm still in my twenties, I have a family history of breast cancer. She told coworkers, friends, and family about my health condition. Now they all know. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Top comments
g0dless 15
Aw don't worry OP! I'm sure they've had this happen plenty of times :)
rg350dx 29
Hey, a nice breast rubbing does feel good. But then again it's an unfortunate slip of the tongue considering its your doctor doing it. I guess the male equivalent of that would be, "Now turn your head and cough".."That felt good, doc"
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Comments (111)
Original_Outcast 23
Lezbihonest it heels good.
PenguinBitch 44
"Yeah I noticed. Those girls are pointers all right!"
MUTINY_fml 7
Hey thats not too bad, she is a doctor after all, no big deal :p
noelasis94 18
More than a feeling?
klorehore 24
atleast the doctor was a girl so she probably knows that getting your boobs massaged feels pretty awesome, no harm done :)
theycallmekitty 13
How can you not giggle? It tickles me like crazy!
perdix 31
At least you didn't say, "I'll give you 20 bucks to pinch my nipples!" (I'll do it for $12.99)
EVnIAS 13
I'll do it for a smile!
perdix 31
#45, damn you for undercutting me!!! Do you know how much training, effort and practice went into developing my sublime nipple-pinching skills? Maybe some cheapskate will accept your offer for a free nipple mangling, but the ladies with discriminating nipples will happily pay for my exquisite service.
AshaaFerreira 22
Predix I was about to order from you for that amazing price! But hey if I can get that for free where can I sign up #45! *smiles*
AshaaFerreira 22
Sorry I meant perdix forgive me! But to stuff the fussing of the undercutting you ill sign up for both! Now #9 can call me a ****..... Since he uses that word so freely!
perdix 31
#81, my nipple-pinching service has a 100% guarantee. If you do not find the experience far more titillating than the free competitor's, there will be no charge. I'm confident that not only will you happily pay my fee, you'll even leave a . . . *lowers sunglasses* tip ;)
EVnIAS 13
hey just because I am doing this for only a smile does not mean I don't have the experience to compete with you. I have been told I am very good at what I do! and #80 I promise that I will do a great job and you will leave smiling when I am done : )
EVnIAS 13
and don't worry perdix it's a special offer to first time customers so they can feel confident they have nothing to lose! and for those who I enjoy the company I will keep it free as I am sure you would do if you like them!
chuka81 27
lesbian much?
olpally 33
congratulations! you've been officially examined by the FBI(federal boobs inspector)! Giggity! :D
theycallmekitty 13
A boy used that line on me in 6th grade....no I did not let him inspect my boobs.
olpally 33
Haha, I would hope not!
RedPillSucks 33
I let him examine mine.... sigh... Neither of us were fully satisfied.
charlottegurrl 9
It does in fact feel nice...
Ambient25 25
giggity
EVnIAS 13
Just about every guy is gonna fall in love with you now.