Today, I went to get my midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote "Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic." I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML
Today, the grades for one of my courses were released. The class average was higher than that which the department allowed, so the professor had to scale everyone's marks down to meet the policy. I ended up failing because my class was too smart. FML
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derfboy23 0
so he's a douchebag because you can't read instructions?
shantoyamuchluv 0
You're too stupid to figure out the difference between the INDUSTRIAL revolution and the SCIENTIFIC revolution and you call your professor a douchebag? Sounds like the pot's calling the kettle black.
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llSgtScopell 0
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Hahaha I did the same thing in HS. Who can tell the difference between Julius Caesar and Caesar Augustus??? :D
dinosaurfeces 4
**** YOU
I_lost_the_game 25
Well for starters, the names are different.
Nederlander95 14
Most people
Emrysa 1
Yes, because the teacher who would have given you an A if you hadn't screwed up is such a jerk. Learn to take some personal responsibility.
could_be_funny 0
haha you deserved that F
zoo_fml 0
i agree with #4.. it WOULD'VE been an A, meaning you're smart, but apprently you're not CAUSE YOU CAN'T FOLLOW/READ INSTRUCTIONS
kaptain_kush 0
#9 The scientific revolution and the industrial revolution would both be topics in a history class but still ydi it op haha
ddrfunkmaster 0
#15, i was just about to say the same thing scientific revolution is part of history to
richy123 0
u should have made sure u were doing the right topic
Katy326 10
Duh.
dumbgai 0
Just take comfort in the fact that the grade you get for this class won't matter in the long run. Chances are if you're taking history classes you'll be unemployed after graduation regardless of your grades.
HistoryHasEyes 19
You do know there's different education jobs that one can get with a degree in history?
ohhboyy 0
aw shucks if ur so smart u can make it up with other assignments i guess?
watupyo 0
Ummm yeah #9, if it were a science class, they wouldn't be learning about the historical event of the Scientific Revolution...they'd be doing the actual science itself. And hahahah to #18. Let's hope it's just for a gen ed.