misfitunfit
United States
Today, I burned my hand while making breakfast. As I staggered around the kitchen in agony, looking for some burn cream, my cat figured he'd latch onto said hand and drag his claws through the burn. FML
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ItsAlly 20
Sounds like a catastrophe. Sorry, I just had to.
ELoni_fml 25
Cats 101; You can always depend on a cat to kick you when you're down
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ItsAlly 20
Sounds like a catastrophe. Sorry, I just had to.
MeanBeagle 22
that was pawful
iAmPaul 49
It's a disaster of cataclawsmic proportions. I'll see myself out now.
Nilorak 24
Don't you mean "out meow"?
tony1891 22
that Kitty definitely needs a catitude adjustment.
thevelociraptor 31
#17 I think you mean pawportions (:
ahippienamedrae 10
The cat puns are litterally killing me
sayyestothedress 24
#41 don't you mean catting me
blazerman_fml 17
Enough is enough!Cat it out guys!
ShadowOpsV4 13
#41 your so bad lol
pinkster2014 25
#56 - *you're
brenton490 19
You gotta be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe of a day... Your pussy must hate you right meow to do that.it sounds to pawful. I hope rest of your day goes purrrfect!
thatonedude55 8
Perhaps his cat has always had.... meowlicious intentions
ELoni_fml 25
Cats 101; You can always depend on a cat to kick you when you're down
SoapTurtle 7
Now thats the the of pussy i dont want.
BBlah 26
Proofreading your comments helps sometimes sometimes. Yes I did that on purpose haha ;)
Jared900DUmpling 30
#3 you say that as if you'd get pussy in the first place...
extrasnipes 22
Feel the burn. oh and the pussy
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
If you feel the burn you got from a pussy, you should probably see a doctor.
troll_father 3
I would have rage quit life
byEyecandy 10
Good
MichaelDeSanta 20
Just reading this fml made me cringe...
Mynamewontfi 40
I guess your cat likes the smell of burning flesh.
MeanBeagle 22
gotta be kitten me
es3508 16
Right meow
kaylaaa01 11
For future reference, putting a glob of mustard on your burn helps. Just in case anyone needs this tip and does not have any burn cream.
Ashd09 30
or butter. it works pretty well
rocker_chick23 27
Milk helps too. I never heard of putting mustard on a burn. I will have to try that.
knoxxx 22
... or yanno, just some cold water.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Just so you all know, these are great things to put on burns if you want to get an infection. Unless of course its a very minor burn where all of the skin is intact and not blistered. Either way, lukewarm water is the way to go.
rocker_chick23 27
#55: We are talking about minor burns. Only a dumbass would put mustard or milk on second and third degree burns.
smokecloud_ 37
I've used sour cream and tomatoes on separate occasions. Both were quite soothing.
xebi 4
#62 you're right but this is the internet and there are a LOT of dumbasses here.
luvbrine 3
actually you are not supposed to put anything on the burn, just put it under room temperature running water.
headofmedusa 15
Another reason to hate cats
Uglyfeet 23
WTF dude, it just wanted to help. The burn.