Sounds like a catastrophe.

Sorry, I just had to.

that was pawful

It's a disaster of cataclawsmic proportions.

I'll see myself out now.

Don't you mean "out meow"?

that Kitty definitely needs a catitude adjustment.

#17 I think you mean pawportions (:

The cat puns are litterally killing me

#41 don't you mean catting me

Enough is enough!Cat it out guys!

#41 your so bad lol

#56 - *you're

You gotta be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe of a day... Your pussy must hate you right meow to do that.it sounds to pawful. I hope rest of your day goes purrrfect!

Perhaps his cat has always had.... meowlicious intentions

Cats 101; You can always depend on a cat to kick you when you're down

Now thats the the of pussy i dont want.

Proofreading your comments helps sometimes sometimes.
Yes I did that on purpose haha ;)

#3 you say that as if you'd get pussy in the first place...

Feel the burn.
oh and the pussy

If you feel the burn you got from a pussy, you should probably see a doctor.

I would have rage quit life

Good

Just reading this fml made me cringe...

I guess your cat likes the smell of burning flesh.

gotta be kitten me

Right meow

For future reference, putting a glob of mustard on your burn helps. Just in case anyone needs this tip and does not have any burn cream.

or butter. it works pretty well

Milk helps too. I never heard of putting mustard on a burn. I will have to try that.

... or yanno, just some cold water.

Just so you all know, these are great things to put on burns if you want to get an infection. Unless of course its a very minor burn where all of the skin is intact and not blistered. Either way, lukewarm water is the way to go.

#55: We are talking about minor burns. Only a dumbass would put mustard or milk on second and third degree burns.

I've used sour cream and tomatoes on separate occasions. Both were quite soothing.

#62 you're right but this is the internet and there are a LOT of dumbasses here.

actually you are not supposed to put anything on the burn, just put it under room temperature running water.

Another reason to hate cats

WTF dude, it just wanted to help. The burn.