Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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yake12 0
wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad
hellokimmiee 5
ouch, that hurts
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Lufferkinz 0
That sucks! I'm not telling you how to live, but I recommend you dump your wife for being a **** but don't give up on the kid. As I've been told before, your real parents are the ones who love and care for you, not related by bloodline. You can't just stop loving her since you already started! The poor kid deserves a father.
redtigerlily 5
Who does that anymore. So dam tacky. YDI.
dreamer4466 0
that bitch
dreamer4466 0
big time
ianfyl121 0
ditch the ***** and take custody of your kid due to an unfit parent *because she f**ked so many people*
GHCheerleader14 0
Jerry springer time.(:
JDMdude 0
this was probably said like over 1,000,000 times but ****
theFedExguy 0
****!!!!!!!!!
Ugi 27
Wow! I read this and thought it was going to be you or a friend. Wasn't expecting every guy in the village! You clearly love your daughter - you wouldn't be getting her inked if you didn't. At least in the UK, if you were married to the mother when the kid was born then she is legally your kid and no other man has any rights to her. Whatever course you take with your wife, it sounds like your daughter may need you to be a loving parent.
AtomicBryce 0
wut a **** wow