By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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JBsGirlee 7

Father or not, that was really sweet of you, what a good daddy :) even if she isn't yours I hope you treat her with the same love

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Blue329 15

Well op a true man stays by his wife side no matter what.

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DarthVader77 9

At least you are among the contenders for fatherhood. ;)

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Elfkid21 19

id be so ******* pissed. but then id never get a tattoo of a loved-one's name because it's back luck foe the relationship you have with that person.

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Meraki 19

I don't think so because it is a child, I completely understand getting a child's name tattooed on oneself because your children (should) always be your children.

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juice723 9

I'm tempted today YDI because I hate tattoos. But I guess it is an FML because of the second part... It could go either way

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theorist3 7

Sorry about the news... but get a DNA test to settle the paternity. Who knows, she might be your daughter. Once that is settled, look ahead to see if the marriage can be fixed.

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