Damn, 10 hours too late.

Admit it, everyone of us were thinking this... Congrats on being top comment.

Don't these comments usually get downvoted to oblivion?

Or maybe just the front desk and floor?

*crickets*

drugs are bad mmkay..

Look, Office Space is awesome, but that reference just doesn't work in this situation.

And did she have to pee in the cup again? Or was she simply shown the door after that? So many questions!

Asking the real questions here

Where do you take drug tests... The only thing they've ever done for me is telling me to not take a bag in.

in Australia they pretty much stand over your shoulder.

I worked at a staffing agency (as I think OP probably does too -- we had the same problem a LOT, though no spills) and people were always shocked when we just had them leave their bag outside or empty their pockets. I had to TELL some people to close the door. I get worrying about fakes, but considering 98% of our (relatively few) positives were just weed, I never felt like it was necessary to completely dehumanize someone like that, you know?

Urine is sterile. OP will need to clean up so it doesn't smell bad, but sanitizing is overkill.

@20: That's actually a myth. The moment it leaves your body it gets contaminated with loads of stuff that's on the surface of your vulva. It's only (mostly) sterile while still in the bladder. Not considering things like bacteria from UTI etc.

Heck in the Army the tester has his face close enough to get splashback