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Today, I hooked up with a guy on Tinder, but halfway through sex, his wife came home. As I stumbled back into my own house, I realised with my new lingerie and two lots of taxi fares, I’d spent £170 and all it got me was one glass of wine, one mouthful of cum, and a black eye from his wife. FML
Advise for you. Don’t suck dick on the first tinder date. That’s a weak move. And if you go to them, the man pays the fare at the least. Just some standards would help.
If you got a mouthful of cum it probably wasn't halfway through the sex for him.