By thatsucks4u - 14/08/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
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schwancy 2

obviously the spray has to come in contact with every inch of your skin or it won't "tan" that area....

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Freeze_fml 16

People like you are the reason we have warning labels on coffee cups.

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AbbyMaexx 2

YDI. You have bigger problems than getting a spray tan. Maybe you could, oh I dont know, get outside and exercise get tan and healthy at the same time like a you have some common sense.

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hurley12 30

Sounds like you need to work on other factors of your appearance first

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SoraHD 9

you should've figured that out for yourself. its not gonna magically cover non visible parts of your body. they didn't have to tell you anything.

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AshPokemon 13

but.. you stand right? soo, it will look okay when you stand.. I dont really get the problem

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unholyswiss 19

You obviously have larger problems than getting a superficial tan

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jbjrox92 13

If you are so fat that you have rolls deep enough to conceal skin like that. Than your priority shouldn't be getting a spray tan it should be eating your way out of an olympic pool size salad

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