FML : Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over...

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By melon squash / Sunday 11 September 2016 10:15 / Belgium - Kessel-lo

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By LostInTheZone11 | 26

#6688052 - Monday 12 September 2016 9:28

On the plus side your wording is top notch.

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6688055 - Monday 12 September 2016 9:34

That sounds terrible, but I laughed pretty hard at the term "fruit cheese."

I wish you luck getting it cleaned up. You definitely don't want that smell sticking around.

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By Bassam24 | 21

#6688051 - Monday 12 September 2016 9:26

Holy shit that must suck...good luck cleaning it.

By LostInTheZone11 | 26

#6688052 - Monday 12 September 2016 9:28

On the plus side your wording is top notch.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6688374 - Monday 12 September 2016 23:25

OP may not have a future as a watermelon farmer, but as an author? There's a chance.

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6688055 - Monday 12 September 2016 9:34

That sounds terrible, but I laughed pretty hard at the term "fruit cheese."

I wish you luck getting it cleaned up. You definitely don't want that smell sticking around.

By hkhan24 | 23

#6688061 - Monday 12 September 2016 9:38

It must have been left there a long time to get that bad.

By klutzyduck1 | 24

#6688064 - Monday 12 September 2016 9:40

Bright side: you could be the next Gallagher. His exploding watermelons don't have anything on your trick! I feel bad, that's going to be awful to clean. And from your description of the grossness, you will probably never eat watermelon again.

By meghanclean | 17

#6688079 - Monday 12 September 2016 10:47

I'm in awe with your description... that's disgusting.

By awildwhisper | 29

#6688089 - Monday 12 September 2016 11:03

Very good use of adjectives for visual stimulation.

By species4872 | 19

#6688105 - Monday 12 September 2016 12:00

You do realize that because of the watermelon escapade most of the audience has now left.

By TabooSushi | 24

#6688111 - Monday 12 September 2016 12:38

Keep all possible windows/sources of ventilation open for as long as possible for a good while. It's probably the only way the smell will eventually dissipate.