Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML
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Bassam24
| 21
Holy shit that must suck...good luck cleaning it.
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LostInTheZone11
| 27
On the plus side your wording is top notch.
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Lalala579121
| 27
OP may not have a future as a watermelon farmer, but as an author? There's a chance.
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
That sounds terrible, but I laughed pretty hard at the term "fruit cheese."
I wish you luck getting it cleaned up. You definitely don't want that smell sticking around.
I wish you luck getting it cleaned up. You definitely don't want that smell sticking around.
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hkhan24
| 23
It must have been left there a long time to get that bad.
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klutzyduck1
| 24
Bright side: you could be the next Gallagher. His exploding watermelons don't have anything on your trick! I feel bad, that's going to be awful to clean. And from your description of the grossness, you will probably never eat watermelon again.
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meghanclean
| 17
I'm in awe with your description... that's disgusting.
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awildwhisper
| 30
Very good use of adjectives for visual stimulation.
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species4872
| 19
You do realize that because of the watermelon escapade most of the audience has now left.
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TabooSushi
| 24
Keep all possible windows/sources of ventilation open for as long as possible for a good while. It's probably the only way the smell will eventually dissipate.
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hanslicktenstein
| 21
try getting a high pressure hose and spraying it out
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thatweirdasian
| 22
Yes, let's just flood the kitchen instead.
I wish you luck getting it cleaned up. You definitely don't want that smell sticking around.