By huh? - 18/9/2019 13:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Creepy Dick Pic

  Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me a photo of him getting head from a gorgeous woman. He captioned it “Jealous?” with smiley emojis. I’m not sure what’s creepier, the fact that he sent it, that he even has my new number or that we broke up more than 8 years ago. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

My vote is for the 8 years.

Getting head from a gorgeous woman should make him forget about you. Who am I kidding? Getting head from any woman should do that, except maybe one with nasty, pointy teeth.

By  mssileas  |  25

Why would him receiving a blow job make you jealous LMAO
I mean I like oral sex as much as the next person but I've never fondly reminisced of blowing some fella and I am so baffled by how that was his go-to method.

Ok but anyway, OP, he's obviously a moron and also a jerk, and I feel like someone should get that poor other woman away from him as well.

By  0neiros  |  12

Your reply should have been "Yes. Her eyesight must be incredible to find that tiny thing, or did she go by sense of smell like I had to, following the scent of failure and regret with a touch of urine.