By EpicMayonnaise - 26/08/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
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slushpup9696 12

Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.

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slushpup9696 12

Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.

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mind_geek 15

Says the person whose screen name is epicmayonaisse...

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justanotherbird 19

Exactly what I was thinking....you can't expect much when you name yourself after a glob of processed white fat.

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dukefan302 4

or maybe its someone tryin to be cool O.o

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ohhsnappitsme 15

Maybe the guy's name was Roberto and it sounded like 'bird dog'?

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Ins0mau 20

Oh my. Wish I was called Bird Dog! Sounds awesome!

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RedPillSucks 31

Wait till you see where he sticks his nose.

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spez8 2

He finally got out of prison?!

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fadedflyer16 0

well your perspective is wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

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leadman1989 15

He's the dawg the big bad dawg the birrdddd hunta

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Hellisforthedead 2

Where do you go? The Library?

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