Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
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Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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MrSassypants 33
If he's going to be all pissy, and throw a hissy, for your name being Chrissy, you shouldn't mess with that mister, missy.
tranced_ 45
Well that's whorrable!
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Comments (114)
tranced_ 45
Well that's whorrable!
kpohil 13
Win
MortenM 17
It's not very nice of the guy but how do you end up with an eight year dry spell? If OP thinks it'll change at the bar.... Best of luck for 2015 though
MrSassypants 33
If he's going to be all pissy, and throw a hissy, for your name being Chrissy, you shouldn't mess with that mister, missy.
FlinkeMeisje 5
Internet Jedi hugs coming your way, if you want them, Chrissy. That sucks.
thief1434 23
What a sissy, he seems really pissy.
Ervinator35 25
I bet inside, he's just a big pussy..
HeadlessSparrow 20
nice try #13
WOTAN1488 24
Lol! Kudos on that one.
wilber245 16
@Ervinator Who taught you how to rhyne?
thief1434 23
Thanks 33, but it really wasn't.
WingWalker 2
Doubt it.
JKPwnage 27
*tries to think of other words that rhyme with Chrissy*
zahra_786 19
Ignore him, I think it's a lovely name. He sounds immature. Happy new year ! You'll have better luck in 2015 hopefully :)
foxwasalamb 24
how will it being 2015 guarantee her better luck if shes had none for the past 8 years?
Noreason89 6
#18 a little positive reinforcement doesn't hurt
annarcheer 19
#18 she said hopefully as in hopefully your luck will be better. not guaranteeing it. she was trying to be positive and make op feel better.
patrickalamo 47
And go get laid
Cayers97 12
Good news by the end of the night it will be 9 years going strong
EverestMelting 23
Who says she last had sex on New Years?
raufintoff 15
How does someone have that long of a dry spell tho
Jasim 17
He's definitely a ***** for saying that. Don't worry about it, it will end soon.
firefox9778 20
How will it end soon #5? Is it Jasim to the rescue?
annarcheer 19
#36 that's kind of weird....
Jasim 17
Very so!
randomguy76 14
I don't see the problem with his reaction. Shame on your parents for cursing you with a "*****'s" name!
Donuts202 13
...how do you not see anything wrong with his reaction? You don't just tell people that their name sounds like a ****** name.
quickit 24
You're not the brightest person on site, are you?
xxreikoxx 31
#6 – I guess that makes me a ***** every time my ESL/EML friends and relatives call me by this nickname ("Chrissy?") Think long and hard before you respond, by the way, and factor in that I'm a virgin before you say anything.
brand125 17
oh my **** guys, its so obvious that they wernt serious that it hurts my head reading the replies...
randomguy76 14
I guess my sarcasm wasn't obvious enough for the people on this site.... Do I need to spell it out or add it in parentheses?
patrickalamo 47
I triple dog dare you to go up to that girl and find a way to call her a *****.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Bummer. Sounds like you missed out on a real winner! *sarcasm* You're better off in a dry spell than with a douche. Keep your head up!
kpohil 13
ahhh... Cant really argue. next time give him ur nick name.
thatnucca 36
That's a little farfetched... Look on the bright side OP; New Year, new possibilities...