Win

It's not very nice of the guy but how do you end up with an eight year dry spell? If OP thinks it'll change at the bar.... Best of luck for 2015 though

Internet Jedi hugs coming your way, if you want them, Chrissy. That sucks.

What a sissy, he seems really pissy.

I bet inside, he's just a big pussy..

nice try #13

Lol! Kudos on that one.

@Ervinator Who taught you how to rhyne?

Thanks 33, but it really wasn't.

Doubt it.

*tries to think of other words that rhyme with Chrissy*

how will it being 2015 guarantee her better luck if shes had none for the past 8 years?

#18 a little positive reinforcement doesn't hurt

#18 she said hopefully as in hopefully your luck will be better. not guaranteeing it. she was trying to be positive and make op feel better.

And go get laid

Who says she last had sex on New Years?

How does someone have that long of a dry spell tho

How will it end soon #5? Is it Jasim to the rescue?

#36 that's kind of weird....

Very so!

...how do you not see anything wrong with his reaction? You don't just tell people that their name sounds like a whores name.

You're not the brightest person on site, are you?

#6 – I guess that makes me a whore every time my ESL/EML friends and relatives call me by this nickname ("Chrissy?") Think long and hard before you respond, by the way, and factor in that I'm a virgin before you say anything.

oh my fuck guys, its so obvious that they wernt serious that it hurts my head reading the replies...

I guess my sarcasm wasn't obvious enough for the people on this site.... Do I need to spell it out or add it in parentheses?