By charitableidiot - 05/06/2014 22:23 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
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icnburbbygrl 23
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Ouch. Hopefully they weren't too mad

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icnburbbygrl 23
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Ouch. Hopefully they weren't too mad

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incoherentrmblr 21
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Anthrax - Mad House...

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That was insanely inappropriate. #56 Ooh can I mention a song too? "I Need Help" - Hopsin

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Wolvander88 19
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OP sounds a lot like Phil Dunphy.

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mattrd_fml 31
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#28 I can no longer read this FML without picturing OP being Phil Dumphy. lol

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joea21 21
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Honest mistake, at least you didn't say anything worse than that.

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girI 20
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Struggling to think of something worse...

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noobsatin 19
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could've played it cool and said you meant it as a good kind of madness.

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gracehi 31
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I think a have a solution to your predicament. Step 1) Take a seat Step 2) Firmly grasp foot Step 3) Open mouth Step 4) Insert foot into mouth Try that, OP. It's just CRAZY enough to work!

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BoltTheSuperdog 22
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Is there a pun somewhere in your comment? I don't see one; I must be losing it.

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gracehi 31
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A pun? Mmmm... No. Not intentionally anyway.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22
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Ah, the 'ole slip of the tongue; providing FMLs since 2010.

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IllestRated 17
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I think his secret is out

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ckerane 16
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I guess youll be donating alot of money

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papayeya 18
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TlNext time think of what u r about to say before u do.

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RedPillSucks 31
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or before you comment to FML

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arianenv 5
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Madness? This is Sparta!

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gracehi 31
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Funny. I thought this was SPAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAA!!!! Must have taken a wrong turn somewhere to end up here in Sparta instead.

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AnOriginalName 19
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No, this is Patrick!

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