FML : Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are...

Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By charitableidiot - / Thursday 5 June 2014 22:23 / United States - Portland

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By lonelyfreak_fml | 17

#5966673 - Friday 6 June 2014 8:59

That's crazy talk...

By icnburbbygrl | 23

#5966672 - Friday 6 June 2014 8:58

Ouch. Hopefully they weren't too mad

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By icnburbbygrl | 23

#5966672 - Friday 6 June 2014 8:58

Ouch. Hopefully they weren't too mad

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5967411 - Saturday 7 June 2014 4:44

Anthrax - Mad House...

Booda_Shun | 28

#5967670 - Saturday 7 June 2014 9:34

That was insanely inappropriate.

#56 Ooh can I mention a song too?
"I Need Help" - Hopsin

By lonelyfreak_fml | 17

#5966673 - Friday 6 June 2014 8:59

That's crazy talk...

Wolvander88 | 19

#5966804 - Friday 6 June 2014 13:18

OP sounds a lot like Phil Dunphy.

Applesarefum | 9

#5966988 - Friday 6 June 2014 18:07

You win #2

mattrd_fml | 31

#5967065 - Friday 6 June 2014 20:13

#28 I can no longer read this FML without picturing OP being Phil Dumphy. lol

By joea21 | 21

#5966674 - Friday 6 June 2014 8:59

Honest mistake, at least you didn't say anything worse than that.

girI | 20

#6039382 - Saturday 16 August 2014 12:46

Struggling to think of something worse...

By noobsatin | 19

#5966675 - Friday 6 June 2014 8:59

could've played it cool and said you meant it as a good kind of madness.

By gracehi | 31

#5966680 - Friday 6 June 2014 9:02

I think a have a solution to your predicament.

Step 1) Take a seat
Step 2) Firmly grasp foot
Step 3) Open mouth
Step 4) Insert foot into mouth

Try that, OP. It's just CRAZY enough to work!