By charitableidiot - United States - Portland
Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
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  \  |  28

That was insanely inappropriate.

#56 Ooh can I mention a song too?
"I Need Help" - Hopsin

By  gracehi  |  31

I think a have a solution to your predicament.

Step 1) Take a seat
Step 2) Firmly grasp foot
Step 3) Open mouth
Step 4) Insert foot into mouth

Try that, OP. It's just CRAZY enough to work!