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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 03:00

Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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KiwiBlam 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:12

Were you shedding or something?

MrsUchiha 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:18

-hands you a razor- I think you'll be needin' this.

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STEREOSCOPIC 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:01

gross

xHabsfanx 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:13

Well I know a lot of people here are saying to shave, but trust me waxing is way better. If you shave it, it will grow back thicker and darker, so just wax. In addition, waxing lasts longer, so you won't have to worry about it for a while. I'm assuming you're a girl, because I don't think any guy would be ashamed of their body hair. :)

boatkicker 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:16

1) I agree, waxing is better, it lasts longer. 2) Shaving does NOT make your hair grow back thicker and darker. 3) Quite a few guys are ashamed of their body hair. My fiance is one of them.....

xHabsfanx 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:38

Well how hairy is your fiance? He would have to be really hairy to be ashamed of it. Okay fine, maybe shaving doesn't make the hair darker, but I really do think it makes it thicker. Try waxing your hair for a month, then shave and try waxing again. The hairs become harder to pull out, which leads to the conclusion that shaving does make them thicker. :)

RoxyRaccoon 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:45

If the hairs are cut rather than pulled out, it makes the ends, eh...blunt, I guess would be the right word? So they appear thicker.

boatkicker 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:47

He's not really very hairy at all. Just doesn't like his hair and assumes that everyone else must be even more bothered by it than he is.

karinerz 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:29

Okay that's quite disgusting, try shaving or waxing before you go swimming or skinny dipping next time.

RoxyRaccoon 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:31

I love how people are saying, "If you're a girl, shave it." Double standard much? Sorry, OP. How the heck your friend confused your body hair with a bug is beyond me. Unless you're shedding, of course.

SmellDaPurp 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:02

well its okay for a man to have a mustache (spelling?) but for women its gross.. just preference i guess

RoxyRaccoon 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:04

Facial hair is a different story. It's on your FACE, where everyone can see it. It shouldn't be a problem if a girl doesn't want to shave in a place that people rarely see. And shaving down there isn't exactly a piece of cake, buddy. Or in this case, pie. :P