Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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Top comments
KiwiBlam 4
Were you shedding or something?
MrsUchiha 0
-hands you a razor- I think you'll be needin' this.
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Comments (126)
bryceizcold101 0
lol your hair was messy if some one thought of bugs. no offense
Gucci_Girl 2
******* shave!
thisissparknotes 0
i think everyone is forgetting a key part to the story here: they jumped out of the pool because there were bugs..... definitely a bunch of middle school girls.
giselleluv 0
Op if you are a girl, then wax. If you are a boy wax that nasty chest or back hair off gross : /
tman9497 0
ewwww
volleyballx3 2
gays?
monkeypaw 0
wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off.. catch your bugs with chopsticks!
xHabsfanx 0
Rofl Karate kid...
mangobells 0
**** everyone who says girls have to shave. I especially hate the comments where it asks if the OP is a girl or boy and then says 'if you're a girl you need to shave' double ******* standard much?
Freeze_fml 17
lolumad?
xHabsfanx 0
Wow calm down mangoballs, err mangobells. Are you the op of this fml?
HelloiamBatman 0
WTF? who cares. i did not need to read that.,
underpaid011 0
it's called a razor. regardless of your sex, excessive body hair is gross. this is not the 1970s anymore. NOBODY likes the lots of gold chains/open shirt so you can see a forest of chest hair Italian guy look. this is why such people need all that gold and an expensive sports car just to get chicks to look at them more than once, and for more than 2 seconds.
blueballs1988 9
That's not true. What about the gay bear community?