By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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lissn 0

At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

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pattheaninal 9

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

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frankgrimes 4

DUMBASS! is all i can say

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captainmaharet 1

He's a keeper if his farts smell good.

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Wtf, does your boyfriend fart rainbows and peppermint??

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carebear96 0

what the hell is a Dutch oven? and what does DYI mean?

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tarula 1

DYI? I think you may mean YDI which is you deserve it. And google Dutch Oven

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Jonomazin 0

The comments are more hilarious then the actual FML.

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iAzn 5

Ok, if his farts smell good, how about his poo?

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Kokihi 0

thats not an FML! Thats a WIN! your BF farts perfume! I wish my BF did that! lol

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miss_jelly 0

what kind of food do you eat that you think fart smells it?

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miss_jelly 0

#31 you fail for thinking eating healthy and being vegan are the same

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sweet_as_arsenic 0

farts come from swallowing air and the gas made by the bacteria in your gut, so your boyfriend was apparently blessed with pleasant smelling bacteria :D a nifty website about farts >> http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

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