Miscellaneous: Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled...

By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By gassy - 03/03/2021 21:01 - Australia - Morwell

Today, my boyfriend and I were setting up a desktop PC we'd bought second-hand. In the middle of this, he stopped, frowning, sniffed the air a few times and said we'd better give it a good dust, because it smelt like burning. I'd just farted. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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lissn 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:45

At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

pattheaninal 9

Friday 27 November 2009 13:18

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

Comments

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Friday 27 November 2009 15:09

LMFAO

Thecommish 0

Friday 27 November 2009 15:21

there r people in this world that enjoy farts during sex - perhaps u r one f those people.

prc_ 5

Friday 27 November 2009 15:58

Heh.. Please OP tell me where the FML is here. I just see win-win situation. Either your BF farts smell like coocking food, so you wont evere get any akward public farts... .. Or if that is not the case, well you dont have to smell the real smell of shit anywhere... Anyways its win-win for you ! =)

FerrariCake 2

Friday 27 November 2009 16:15

Or... maybe his farts do smell like everyone else's farts and for some reason your brain thinks that is a "delicious aroma".

CallMeHush 0

Friday 27 November 2009 18:34

What does he do? Fart out Cheesy Poofs? Anyway, stick yer head under here and see if you like this flavor.

Hyperotretian 2

Friday 27 November 2009 18:45

Don't worry - the more attractive you find his bodily odors to be, the more genetically compatible you are. I don't know if that extends to farts, but... Just trust me. ITS SIENTIFIK.

Darling_Cherry 5

Friday 27 November 2009 20:02

LMFAO. This makes me think of the Family Guy episode where Peter makes Meg smell his farts because it's the sexiest thing a woman can do for a man-learn to love his gas.

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 27 November 2009 23:16

hahahaha. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too, and I was scrolling down to see if anyone posted it before I.

Synchestra_fml 2

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:41

I thought of the episode where Peter tries to talk to the lawyer about his tax refund and she farts, and Peter says it smells nice, and she says "Oh that couldn't be me, I just farted."