Conspiracy watch

By Veeee32 - 18/11/2021 07:58

Today, I got screamed at by my mom for about 10 minutes because she claims I’m ruining my diet by drinking sparkling water, claiming it’s “soda”. I had to explain that it has zero sugar, calories, etc. She told me that it’s “the same fucking shit.” And to not trust “the government food labels.” Huh? FML
I agree, your life sucks 979
You deserved it 108

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Yeah, listen to your mom. Now, you are probably full of Bill Gates tracking chips so the shape-shifters will know where to find you when they want to drink your blood. Mom knows best!

if you want to get technical the karen has a point. there is a study that shows that if the average person cut out carbonation, just carbonation, they would lose 15 pounds over 3 months. supposedly it by itself causes weight retention.

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well she's right about the last part

Yeah, listen to your mom. Now, you are probably full of Bill Gates tracking chips so the shape-shifters will know where to find you when they want to drink your blood. Mom knows best!

Sparkling water is still really bad for you though. You may as well be drinking soda.

if you want to get technical the karen has a point. there is a study that shows that if the average person cut out carbonation, just carbonation, they would lose 15 pounds over 3 months. supposedly it by itself causes weight retention.

She sounds emotionally abusive. That sort of behavior can cause eating disorders