Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML
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Lillith_fml 5
an ex is an ex for a reason ;)
Tubasaurus 0
I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.
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Comments (72)
live_your_life_fml 0
umm...why did you go on a DATE with your EX? Your not supposed to date ex's! lol :)
cucumberfabulous 7
Now you know why he is your EX.....right? =)
piddly_03 0
...and thats why you dont date ex's. and on a side note, its not really that big of a deal. so you didnt get invited to one party. who gives a shit.
EpicKassi 23
I think this FML flew over your head. She doesn't care about the party. She cares that this so-called "date" they went on, was her just being a third-wheel...
krovek42 0
yes hes a douche, but a DATE with your ex?!?!?! wtf
FarSide 23
Maybe you should have offered to pull the train.
in_wonderland 1
um... don't know why everyone is getting so worked up about going on a date with an ex, who ******* cares? date whoever you want, woman. that being said, i'm sorry. sucks that you were looking forward to some alone time and maybe reconnecting and he had to be a douche about it. i guess at least it helped you figure out he's not worth it
FotoLyfe 0
why did u go out with him again if he's your ex?
devil87 0
YDI for going on a date with your ex.
meme3 0
Lol, if she had said just plain boyfriend everyone would be wondering why you were still going out with him.
theoldGP 0
#22 is right. this is ambiguous. she could have just broken up with him - as in they were "going out" before... or she could have tried to rekindle things with an ex. honestly, i don't understand which way it is supposed to be. YDI for A) thinking it was a date or B) going out on a "date" with an ex
hayride1987 0
i hate to break it to you... but that is not a date
Jorddaaan 0
i think she understands that
hayride1987 0
if she understood that then she would not of wrote "today, i went out with my ex boyfriend on a date.."