Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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Lillith_fml 5
an ex is an ex for a reason ;)
Tubasaurus 0
I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.
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Comments (72)
catz_rule4 0
haha yikes, that otta suck
Paige_Nicole10 0
your point?
Calaura9 0
You should have told him to drop you off at his best friends house.
Demonking584 0
YDI for being a *****, get back to the kitchen bitch.
vaguereference 0
I'm voting YDI for not speaking up. As soon as you saw where the 'date' was heading, you should have asked him what was going on.
RideOorDiee 0
Atleast they didnt just drop your ass off somewhere!!
RideOorDiee 0
And dumbasses i think that the fml is that she wasnt invited to the party!!! Fkn no brainer really
PaulieeBooMN 0
People should really read other comments before commenting the exact same thing as someone else, it's annoying to read "an ex is an ex for a reason" 4,893,489,450 times, oh and don't say "I agree with #(blank)" if it's been said it doesn't need to be said either
hayride1987 0
i was unaware there were such strict rules for commenting on FML.... thanks for the info... i guess...
gety411 0
You know who also liked to restrict people's freedom of speech? HITLER. /I'm only joking
debo123 0
He didn't even invite you?? Hahahaha
giraffeluva922 0
This proves that he's your EX for a REASON!