Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML
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Lillith_fml 5
an ex is an ex for a reason ;)
Tubasaurus 0
I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.
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Comments (72)
julyahxoh 0
good for you for trying to be friends w. an ex. but thats horrible.
lethallisa 1
I have an ex that used to do crap like that too. While we were dating.
unhacked21 0
the "EX" infront of the words "boyfriend" should remain there
fsu4life 0
You probs fugly that's all.
CMSmithhh 0
I wouldn't consider that a date, lmao
maybemara 0
sounds like something my ex would do. he's an idiot. and that's also why I would never hang out with his dumb ass ever again lol
lovepink1234 0
I agree with 35. did he at least give you an organism when you were together?
Tyrez 32
Learn to spell geez. If he gave her what you said, an organism, then that would be some kind of pet or animal or something. I'm guessing you meant ****** though. Don't bother posting on the internet if what you post is just going to sound stupid and give readers a headache.
newyorklovesme2 0
Why would you go out on a date with your EX? Sounds strange to me
Jakespeed207 4
I can think of mainly one reason why the dude did this: revenge of some kind. OP, you didn't tell us the full story. I think something fishy must've gone on in your relationship for him to be so cold with you. That said, I think he just wanted to grind your gears, and maybe you deserved it for doing something to him in the past. But i'm not gonna vote either FYL or YDI (since I'm on my phone, I can't. Not on this type of phone.) yes, he sounds like an asshole, but hey, guys WILL try to get revenge. Guys with guts, anyways.
Comoke1024 19
I think this is insightful. His behavior makes no sense. Why would someone go to a great deal of effort, picking you up, driving you around to different stores, then drop you off before going to a party? I don't know the whole story, but I do know that we haven't heard it all. Follow up OP, why did he do this?
jdwmoore22 2
ydi for not speaking up and saying hey. I'm still here.