Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML
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Lillith_fml 5
an ex is an ex for a reason ;)
Tubasaurus 0
I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.
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Comments (72)
cocky 0
**** his best friend. That'll show him!
DoctorDoomed_fml 0
I am officially revoking ALL of your rights to complain about your chosen mate. By sheer virtue of it being your decision to be with someone, you void the right to whine. It's like opening your own refrigerator and being like, "Aw man, some idiot bought chocolate milk. I HATE chocolate milk."
love21_fml 0
And that's exactly why he is your ex! ;)
Rishi_VQ37 0
hahha that's sucks. Was the party fun...lol jk
tyson346 0
Ydi for doing a lil dance makin s lil love and gettin down tonite
gety411 0
Now that song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the week. Thank you.
justaquietghost 0
um. why exactly did you go on a date with your ex?
ElMundio87 0
YDI for going on a date with your ex
Jennika 0
guess you can't rekindle that relationship
fretforyerlatte 0
most FMLs need a question-and-answer session by the OP, i swear. we've always got so many questions, and they will never be answered! oh, the humanity! :(
joethebiden 8
YDI for hanging out with your ex. I hope the message was crystal clear: He moved on and so should you.