Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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newburton13 26
Was she looking for a date or a daddy?
pokemonchick14 12
That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.
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Comments (245)
etchsanity1 11
The underage sex is yes in his case with the parents signing consent and emancipation forms the girl was married to him and they moved into base housing... Being 16 was the consensual age per UCMJ at the time... That said they got divorced like a year later both got into drugs and many other issues. Neither was ready for being a military spouse.
isabellegypsy 12
Well at least it was you she was talking to an not a total creep. But sorry that it was awkward and unfortunate for you, OP.
kemando 22
No worries, last girl I met online turned out to be a total bitch.
courtneyann211 10
Yes, because a total bitch is worse than jail bait.
Obey_StudBoii 23
He really needs to stay away from the internet.
panda_lou 11
Seriously parents need to teach their children boundaries and limitations. Also proper use of the Internet for their age group. Ridiculous. Sorry OP that your time was wasted on, literally, a teenage fantasy.
Audiobliss 9
"Hey there, why don't you have a seat over there." -Chris Hansen
Coop817 19
Honestly, I'd expect this to be her FML
kwyk 23
And that kids, is how I got onto the child offenders list.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Never trust online dating.
sunkissedluster 20
omg thats just wrong, girls these days have ZERO class :S
courtneyann211 10
Says the 18 year old with her shirt showing her entire bra and bragging about tequila :)