Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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newburton13 26
Was she looking for a date or a daddy?
pokemonchick14 12
That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.
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Comments (245)
alera_fml 12
That us wrong, mmmkk
blackvyper 8
I hope you put some distance between you and that girl.
j_cat187 20
And jail is only a cage.
Zaros_fml 24
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC...
ughhseriouslywow 10
People keep blaming OP for not noticing she was younger somehow. It's highly possible she really was more mature and wasn't all "omqq ur so cute ily" like most 13 year olds. I was going online at 11 convincing guys I was 20 because I just wanted to talk personally with an adult and not be talked to like I was a child. But then again, I never continued any relationships or asked to meet any of them. I knew how to not get raped.
sig4life 18
Did you even ask her age? If you did and she lied FYL, you didn't than you would totally deserve it. If she didn't lie and you still went, perv, FHL
RoboCunnilingus 23
Please. Have a seat.
GrinchFu1 27
So... How did the date go?
PunkySpunky78 15
To the op I'm 34 years old too
kalbrek009 20
That's when you should have found a way to call her parents (saying you had to go to the rest room) & informed them of their daughter's stupidity & how she was online trying to meet adult men, then tell them to come retrieve her & get the hell out of there.