Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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newburton13 26
Was she looking for a date or a daddy?
pokemonchick14 12
That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.
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asb818 14
I know someone who was 20 and "dated" someone claiming to be 18. Her parents approved of the relationship until they broke up. Although the girl had nothing to do with filing charges, the parents did. The guy spent time in prison and now is a registered sex offender. Guys need to be careful.
furbyface711 9
How did you not realize she was 13. 13 year old girls aren't very articulate.
1dvs_bstd 41
"Oh my God, Chris Hansen" *shoots head*
froze7 2
No problem there. It's a shame some people care so much about age.
PrincessLiLi_fml 7
If age is only a number, rape is just a word.
4Sharks 4
Actually 13 year olds have iPhones and Uggs and love Taylor Swift and want to be like the older women. So I could easily see this being a potential thing, especially since one of my friends once flirted with a college guy (we're both high school freshman). I guess it's actually a bit possible.
CorpLaw77 3
Hi there, I'm Chris Hansen... would you like to have a seat over there and enjoy some cookies and lemonade and have a little chat
ferret95 3
That's a awkward moment
imbored666 5
Best solution is to wait till shes 18 XD
DanielleinDC 34
Holy crap. I hope you told the little brat that she should go right back home and not to pull this shit with anyone until she's 18.