Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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newburton13 26
Was she looking for a date or a daddy?
pokemonchick14 12
That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.
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Comments (245)
ColdplaySucks 18
But it wasn't until this generation when YOLO became popular, duck faces were 'attractive', etc. While all generations do have their negatives, I would take the 90's over this shit any day.
omgpenguin 1
Shortly after meeting her did you hear "hi i'm chris hansen"?
White_like_dat 3
And that's "How I Met Your Mother".....
lilhellian 27
68 While yes the stuff is different you have to imagine the reaction is the same.. The hatred, scorn, disapproval..
lilhellian 27
38 Even if 14 is the age of consent, that would be under 18.. Only way I can think of a potential way around the federal law of 18 is if she is emancipated at 16 or 17. Could a lawyer come on here an confirm or deny this for me?
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Good luck explaing that to the parents
am1996 6
*In walks Chris Hensen*
ecope1989 3
That's disgusting.
ecope1989 3
That's disgusting.
melissasquires 9
I call that bad parenting. A 13 year old shouldn't have access to any online dating sites or what not.
tymarie2012 31
Who said it was an online dating site?