By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
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pokemonchick14 12

That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.

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ColdplaySucks 18

But it wasn't until this generation when YOLO became popular, duck faces were 'attractive', etc. While all generations do have their negatives, I would take the 90's over this shit any day.

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omgpenguin 1

Shortly after meeting her did you hear "hi i'm chris hansen"?

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White_like_dat 3

And that's "How I Met Your Mother".....

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lilhellian 26

68 While yes the stuff is different you have to imagine the reaction is the same.. The hatred, scorn, disapproval..

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lilhellian 26

38 Even if 14 is the age of consent, that would be under 18.. Only way I can think of a potential way around the federal law of 18 is if she is emancipated at 16 or 17. Could a lawyer come on here an confirm or deny this for me?

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DAN_THA_GR8 12

Good luck explaing that to the parents

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am1996 6

*In walks Chris Hensen*

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ecope1989 3

That's disgusting.

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ecope1989 3

That's disgusting.

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melissasquires 9

I call that bad parenting. A 13 year old shouldn't have access to any online dating sites or what not.

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