...and her withered sagging breasts too!!

I know right?! You better get a girlfriend OP, 'cause Porn = ruined forever.

There's always the option to forget it like it never happened, but I guess that's just me. It's not like OP's grandma showed him her tits.

80-good luck unimagining something as disgusting as that.

None of you have ever heard of repressed memories?

Yeah we are! Well, some of us are. Then there's old people like my Uncle John. He was born in 1907 and still has never driven a car. He thinks if he starts driving now he would forget how to walk. True story, but has nothing to to with this FML. Uncle John isn't the only old guy with mental problems, is he? Sorry.

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You sound like a nice man Billy. Hope you feel better soon.

Billy, I read your bio and I got kind of emotional... Get well soon!

I agree Billy that bio was tough to read. For you to be in good spirits about your condition is an inspiration. Just shows myself and everybody else that whatever your going through it's not that bad. Your positive attitude is infectious.

can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder, Like a continental soldier, Do your tits hang low!

Ha ha, 33, your pic fits perfectly with the FML.

C-c-combo Breaker!!

#3 do they shine in the light, do they go over your shoulder....

how the fuck is debating even relevant? I know you are trying to use a common pun, but the pun doesnt even work here...

He/she is talking about the op's name.

#17, I take it you're not a master debater either?

I read OP's name as masturbator :P

That was the point, 68. Holy shit, when did FMLers get so dense?

^ thats what its supposed to be.

Broccoli!

You won a math debate? Not anymore!

My thoughts exactly! I think her reaction was awesome. She did not try to embarrass you, next time just lock your door or wait until nobody is home.

Granny: "you know how much a box of condoms cost back in the day?" OP: "no, how much?" Granny: "I dunno, we never used them."

My grandma turns 105 this year and she would have sat down and watched it with you. Still spry as an eighty-year-old is my Grandma Jo.

Not helping. I can imagine her masturbating with OP and moaning at the appropriate times. Time to become a celibate priest.

Who said anything about masturbating, believe it or not, some people watch it just like any other show and make comments about what they do in the movie

57- I can attest to that.

@57 OPs name is Master Debater

Then he might've been debating whether to masturbate or not before his grandmother walked in.

Where the hell was I even going with that comment? Meh.

"HUE haha"? You have a colourful laugh.

I was going off of that viral picture of that little Sims boy with the sunken head that's captioned HUEHAHAHUEHAHA

I would agree if he was at his grandmother's house.