Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
But, if you ask me, it's not weird if the 15 year old is not home - but it sure is strange if the dog isn't!
tonydizzle 0
father of the year!
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Comments (185)
louize_fml 0
You're 15 and smarter than your dog duh
Quinnkelly 0
Sounds like you're Meg.
brooklynbridgehi 1
He probably just thought that you were with your friends or something and the dog is normally at home so he Just thought the dog ran away
insaneygolover 9
Msounds like my mother in law she cares more about her 2 dogs than her 6 kids and grand daughter. Her dogs are treated like kings. Her kids are lucky ifshe tells them she loves them.
Katydid123 4
He probably didn't worry because he figures that you're old enough to find your way home, but the dog isn't
PenguinBitch 44
He really cares about his bitch.
DeathofCareBear 21
You should never mess with a mans dog.
pheizer01 10
How does shit like this get published but my stuff doesnt
FarFromHome_fml 17
15 year olds can leave of their own accord and it's likely they will be ok. Dogs cannot. It's not the same.