Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
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Thekid2318 1
That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!
Adamantoise 0
Why didn't you say something?
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Comments (136)
HonuGirl19 0
You should have accidently stabbed him with the fork when he reached over to get food off of your plate " opps "!!!! and when he expected you to pay- should have said " I guess my debt card is at home, you wait here I'll be back" and left his butt there!!!!
LaciNic0le 0
excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave his ass there
niglet11 0
I have something to say. PENIS!!
NullPointer 20
Hey OP, on the off chance that you're in Saskatoon and you read this: If you're in the right age range and interested, I'm a 20 year old male who only eats from his own plate. My email address is [email protected].
Doortje 30
Wow, you sound like such a catch! Keep checking your inbox for an email from the OP! Any day now...
vmcbuttefly 0
go on a 2nd date. order a real expensive meal, excuse urself to the bathroom n leave
birchknollbabe32 0
Good choice!!!
hateevryone 15
and that would be the last time he would see my face ever. in life
chris274 8
Thats when you say "Holdon Let me use the restroom real quick".
KaylieBieber13 0
typical man!!
EvanTn 0
good think you only "like" him