Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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Thekid2318 1

Wednesday 9 March 2011 19:18

That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!

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Comments

crazychild96 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:45

DUMP HIM!!!

This_war_is_ours 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 18:55

wow what a JERK

uglycrow 5

Monday 11 June 2012 20:53

Shoulda bit his hand..

ShadowEvanesence 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:43

Yeah, My friend will do that sometimes. I always get out the knife.

Szaszaspasz 26

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:16

He's hardly honest then anyways! (irony) I bet he leaves trails in the dirt when he drags his knuckles.

TwistedShadow 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:44

Well I bet he is a keeper... says no 1

DrHail 22

Friday 2 May 2014 3:23

He should have paid for 3/4ths of the bull, since he ate off of your plate. I would have grabbed my stuff and left him with the bill. That's not right.