Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
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Thekid2318 1
That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!
Adamantoise 0
Why didn't you say something?
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Comments (136)
aback 5
Talk about gutless. What, were you afraid if you didn't pay for his dinner he wouldn't let you blow him, later? Tell the waiter "separate checks".
Doortje 30
You should marry the guy, you'll get so skinny >:D
FreakoHolm 6
^^ WIN
ishah 9
aaaaand.... he's not the guy you like anymore, is he?
sweet_blue 3
that was stupid of you to pay. I would have paid for mine and left.
rattusrattus 19
Say 'no' or 'stop that' three times. Then do the following: Stab. His. Hand. With. Your. Fork.
BoCo_fml 9
It wouldn't even take three times for me. I would have stabbed his hand with my fork before he even got the first bite. Then I would have gotten the rest of my food in a doggy bag, paid for my own meal and left. OP, learn a lesson from this, stop liking douchebags!
rattusrattus 19
Three times is generally considered good enough warning from a legal standpoint. If the stabbee ignores three warnings from the pissed-off potential stabber, then its considered that they deserve a non-fatal non-permanent-maiming stabbing. I did this once with a fountain pen when I was in middle school.
perdix 31
He probably wasn't even hungry and just wolfed down your food to keep you from overeating, as you obviously do usually. He's just trying to bring you to a weight where you are doable. The price of a meal is cheap for that kind of service.
Juneauak 0
the guy you likeD right?
LemonStarship 5
Legit.
SugarCrazy 14
It's stupid how people get so offended when a guy does this. Girls do it all the time! They'll order iceberg lettuce and diet soda, then they'll eat off of their date's plate and expect him to pay. Nobody even bats an eyelash if a girl does it =_=
InitiateMeDharma 3
58: Dammit. Misinterpreted reply....Disregard.