Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
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Thekid2318 1
That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!
Adamantoise 0
Why didn't you say something?
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Comments (136)
carbonbasedcynic 17
go on a 2nd date so you can sneak ipecac in your food
Shaolin_za 8
I don't get why this even qualified for an FML, You said you liked the guy right ? So you got nothing good out of the date ? Just because you paid you perceive it as a bad date. Get with the times, I know it's the done thing for the man to pay but that's not always the case.