Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
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Thekid2318 1
That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!
Adamantoise 0
Why didn't you say something?
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Comments (136)
sallen0046 4
Why did you let some guy just start eating your food in the first place? If you had a problem with it, you should have said something. Just like you should have discussed who was paying for the meal before you ordered.
sourgirl101 29
I would have told him he owes the other half, since he ate it.
mixedbreed1 0
Man i would of told dude i was going to the bathroom and literally would of left fam right where hes sitting!!!!
who_rollerpig 4
You should have made his ass pay for dinner!
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe he didnt like you and did that so he won't get a second date with you :(
deputy_g 5
that's why he should've made sammiches or went to a deli :))
blackshego 0
Id probaly tell him to go **** himself then id only pay for my part lol
KaitHud 0
I would've "excused myself to the bathroom" and left. **** paying for that meal... and if you did, YDI.
Ranimal 12
YDI for not speaking up. Don't be an idiot, if you aren't going to say anything then don't bitch.
LiznessMonster 9
He made you? As in, he used mind control to move your limbs and make you take out your wallet and pay? It's fine for a woman to pay IF that was agreed on before hand, or you take out your wallet (without the use of mind control) and offer to. If this took you by surprise, just leave.
OCDC 9
Why don't YOU learn math?