FML : Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

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Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

By BabeWithBrains / Sunday 8 December 2013 19:01 / United States - Cheyenne

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By BabeWithBrains | 7

#5784632 - Monday 9 December 2013 3:28

Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:)
-My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun.
-My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work.
-It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing.
-The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again.
I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5784655 - Monday 9 December 2013 3:40

I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".

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By Nyx_fml | 23

#5784547 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:54

It must smell horrible. Hopefully his sense of smell will solve this problem for you.

cheshirecat13242 | 32

#5784583 - Monday 9 December 2013 3:02

Clearly OP isn't talking about an ordinary onesie. It's the best onesie in the world!!

littlekellilee | 44

#5784695 - Monday 9 December 2013 4:20

If he doesn't ever take it off, the he keeps it on for showers too.

Gangsterrface | 10

#5784757 - Monday 9 December 2013 4:56

Only if he showers.

Booda_Shun | 28

#5785102 - Monday 9 December 2013 9:40

If it's a giraffe onesie, I'd be concerned. A previous FML had the same predicament.

bubblyhayley | 16

#5785161 - Monday 9 December 2013 11:46

just undo the zip if he wears it for sex.. it will trap his little fella in it mid sesh... problem solved!! (from experience) :0

spoo | 23

#5786001 - Monday 9 December 2013 23:25

Where does one get adult onesie???? I just found my new favorite article :)

swaggalikethat | 22

#5786892 - Tuesday 10 December 2013 16:23

If he keeps the onesie on at all times, it helps seal in the flavor.
Besides, if it's the superman onesie from Target, who could blame him? You see, it comes with an actual cape.

By booboohoney | 12

#5784551 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:55

How do you even have sex in a onesie?! Is there an opening down there?!

SamCat | 21

#5784623 - Monday 9 December 2013 3:23

Some have them on the butt. I don't know about the front though o_O

BlueFlatts | 20

#5784668 - Monday 9 December 2013 3:57

My understanding is that he's not getting sex because he won't take off the onesie.

Adm_Twigs | 19

#5784779 - Monday 9 December 2013 5:17

as a man that has a onesie yes there is a hole and they are really that comfy... I have a feeling my woman posted this.. .

Zimmington | 21

#5784810 - Monday 9 December 2013 5:49

#70- I'm surprised angry feminist haven't gotten on you for saying "my woman"

dreadbeat69 | 12

#5784970 - Monday 9 December 2013 7:21

Just wear it backwards

Somuchart | 3

#5785041 - Monday 9 December 2013 8:23

@82 Don't judge, having it the normal way might work perfectly fine for op

an3ph | 20

#5785094 - Monday 9 December 2013 9:21

Do tell!

bubblyhayley | 16

#5785163 - Monday 9 December 2013 11:47

u just zip it down at the front. obv a guy wearing it...

By Kamon97 | 23

#5784553 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:55

Tell him it's either you or the onesie

Welshite | 39

#5784558 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:56

He'd probably opt for the onesie.

jdeezy01 | 13

#5784580 - Monday 9 December 2013 3:00

I would

onlychildFTW | 33

#5785119 - Monday 9 December 2013 10:12

So would I. Who wouldn't??? They are awesome!

By xnyletak | 17

#5784554 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:55

Desperate weather conditions calls for desperate measures.

meihua | 19

#5789352 - Thursday 12 December 2013 6:47

Desperate enough to avoid sex?
Maybe it's got a dropfront

By xzanex | 22

#5784555 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:55

Looks like he might need to stop listening to Macklemore

By MMWolves | 7

#5784557 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:56

Man has his priorities.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5785117 - Monday 9 December 2013 10:09

We'll those things are ridiculously comfy!

kinky44 | 28

#5785323 - Monday 9 December 2013 14:28

We will? Try "well". It's bad enough not using punctuation, don't misuse it too.

kerbear1232 | 16

#5787110 - Tuesday 10 December 2013 19:42

Try making sure it wasn't auto-correct first. This is a fun site people go to for laughs, not where they go to be belittled by jerks like you.

By foxy_grampa | 19

#5784571 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:58

I'm sorry you're dating a man child

By KylieG818 | 13

#5784573 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:58

Family guy moment?

tukies | 28

#5784619 - Monday 9 December 2013 3:21

If it is like that onesie, I wouldn't take it off either. I would just go around shocking people.

hannahsnyder69 | 16

#5784768 - Monday 9 December 2013 5:00

That's exactly what I was thinking. Love that episode

By jdeezy01 | 13

#5784577 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:59

He rocks onesie just for funzies.

By zoepie | 7

#5784585 - Monday 9 December 2013 3:03

Treat him like the child he is acting like, no sex for him.

SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#5784729 - Monday 9 December 2013 4:36

Apparently he doesn't care since OP said he won't take it off for sex.

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