Clearly OP isn't talking about an ordinary onesie. It's the best onesie in the world!!

If he doesn't ever take it off, the he keeps it on for showers too.

Only if he showers.

If it's a giraffe onesie, I'd be concerned. A previous FML had the same predicament.

just undo the zip if he wears it for sex.. it will trap his little fella in it mid sesh... problem solved!! (from experience) :0

Where does one get adult onesie???? I just found my new favorite article :)

If he keeps the onesie on at all times, it helps seal in the flavor. Besides, if it's the superman onesie from Target, who could blame him? You see, it comes with an actual cape.

Some have them on the butt. I don't know about the front though o_O

My understanding is that he's not getting sex because he won't take off the onesie.

as a man that has a onesie yes there is a hole and they are really that comfy... I have a feeling my woman posted this.. .

#70- I'm surprised angry feminist haven't gotten on you for saying "my woman"

Just wear it backwards

@82 Don't judge, having it the normal way might work perfectly fine for op

Do tell!

u just zip it down at the front. obv a guy wearing it...

He'd probably opt for the onesie.

I would

So would I. Who wouldn't??? They are awesome!

Desperate enough to avoid sex? Maybe it's got a dropfront

We'll those things are ridiculously comfy!

We will? Try "well". It's bad enough not using punctuation, don't misuse it too.

Try making sure it wasn't auto-correct first. This is a fun site people go to for laughs, not where they go to be belittled by jerks like you.

If it is like that onesie, I wouldn't take it off either. I would just go around shocking people.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Love that episode

Apparently he doesn't care since OP said he won't take it off for sex.