Love: Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short...

By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2014 16:30 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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You deserved it 2 794

By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 671

By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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You deserved it 3 104

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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Zebediabolical 39

Monday 8 December 2014 22:31

"Yeah. I hit on you from two internet profiles. So you don't really need to go across town to meet me again."

201chasew 22

Monday 8 December 2014 22:31

It probably wasn't a good date if she didn't even want to finish it. :/

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quickit 24

Monday 8 December 2014 22:52

She's sounds classy.

orbit 22

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:42

"well she's a guy so..."

cheeeksss 29

Tuesday 9 December 2014 7:33

#28, I laughed harder than I should've.

feven 32

Monday 8 December 2014 22:52

She's terrible. She doesn't even bother rotating every week? Not even a schedule where she can fit you in so you get your full hour?

alexlaurennic 15

Monday 8 December 2014 23:06

She ain't worth it, trust me!

YJD68_fml 13

Monday 8 December 2014 23:07

She wasn't the one if she prefered to leave

may14th 26

Monday 8 December 2014 23:09

relationship goals

ShadowOpsV4 13

Monday 8 December 2014 23:12

She better have been hot

addisonmckenzie_ 4

Monday 8 December 2014 23:19

Haha . Sucks to be you .

carecow 16

Monday 8 December 2014 23:41

From the bright side, frees up more time for you to find a better date. It's all about that perspective!

Andrea92cali 3

Monday 8 December 2014 23:44

FDB

Duriexp 20

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:00

What a ****

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